Pancake bathtime

[Gordon]

Originally Posted by tortydat

That's right two sons by immaculate conception!

Stranger things have happened

[CherryBrandy]

Originally Posted by emma_mcraf

Blimey, he's calling us wise, ladies!!
Mary, the eternal virgin and Gordon as Joseph. Sounds great. We could tour your little village in it G, and get drinks along the way from all the villagers. The animals are so easily do-able. We just need someone to have a baby we can borrow.
Problem is when we finally get Norman back to Gordon's house, his lovely lady will take one look at us and say the Inn is shut!

The wise was only a reference to Wise 'Men' Emma - that means white beards and moustaches for the girlies. Only on a Saturday.
I think Suze is right - coco cola bottle painted on side of Norman, bit of music and a donkey with a red nose and it'll be like Santa on his deliveries. CB

[Jan W]

My Henry is green....

Perhaps I could finally learn to play the keyboard I bought at the Tort open day in 2016 and do silent night for you.

Sadly can't offer to be the baby and I wouldn't anyway as you wouldn't let me have any wine.....

[tortydat]

Originally Posted by CherryBrandy

The wise was only a reference to Wise 'Men' Emma - that means white beards and moustaches for the girlies. Only on a Saturday.
I think Suze is right - coco cola bottle painted on side of Norman, bit of music and a donkey with a red nose and it'll be like Santa on his deliveries. CB

All we need now is a Santa suit for Gordon and we're off and running!

[Gordon]

Originally Posted by tortydat

All we need now is a Santa suit for Gordon and we're off and running!

Do they come in a medium

[Suze65]

Originally Posted by Gordon

Do they come in a medium

Do you have a Father Christmas leotard

[Gordon]

Originally Posted by Suze65

Do you have a Father Christmas leotard

I do have a red mankini. With some glue and tinsel I could transform it and some nice sparkling baulbles
hanging down would finish it off nicely.

[tortydat]

Originally Posted by Gordon

I do have a red mankini. With some glue and tinsel I could transform it and some nice sparkling baul bauls hanging down would finish it off nicely.

Goodness brings tears to the eyes in this cold weather!

[Suze65]

Originally Posted by Gordon

I do have a red mankini. With some glue and tinsel I could transform it and some nice sparkling baul bauls hanging down would finish it off nicely.

Go for it Gordon , it's Christmas

[emma_mcraf]

Originally Posted by Suze65

Go for it Gordon , it's Christmas

You know, I reckon our G could make the best Christmas advert of the lot! A red leotard or mankini, some fancy well-placed baubles and the perfect theme music and we could be on to a winner.