[Gordon]

Originally Posted by emma_mcraf

Blimey, he's calling us wise, ladies!!
Mary, the eternal virgin and Gordon as Joseph. Sounds great. We could tour your little village in it G, and get drinks along the way from all the villagers. The animals are so easily do-able. We just need someone to have a baby we can borrow.
Problem is when we finally get Norman back to Gordon's house, his lovely lady will take one look at us and say the Inn is shut!

The Virgin Mary