I just hate it when I bring Lily his morning grub and am met with Lily looking all smug just sat on his substrate ....laying one. Then yours truly has to scoop it up...its all stuck to his tail...so then true to pampering form, i then wipe his bum bum with some tissue as I dont want him walking round with half the substrate stuck to his tail....
I am bearly awake...eyes all slitty. Yet that pong just is an immediate wake up call...
There you go....I hate all that.