Just for fun..........Don't you just hate it when.........
 

................you are trying to check the temps and your tort decides to sit on the probe :roll:

You get the idea, things torts do when you really don't want them to, bless them :-D

the infrared thermometers are great, instant readings. i wouldn't fancy sitting on a probe :D

Marly does :shock:

I just hate it when I bring Lily his morning grub and am met with Lily looking all smug just sat on his substrate ....laying one. Then yours truly has to scoop it up...its all stuck to his tail...so then true to pampering form, i then wipe his bum bum with some tissue as I dont want him walking round with half the substrate stuck to his tail....:D
I am bearly awake...eyes all slitty. Yet that pong just is an immediate wake up call...

There you go....I hate all that.

I hate it when I put my camera down at my tortoise's level to take a nice picture of them at a distance and they decided to walk over and peer into the lense, so much so I can't take a picture of them at all.... :-x:p

Helen xx

they don't have tissue in the wild you know

Hee hee Rach, I wipe Marly's bum too :shock::oops:

They do too, Al...they might come accross a stray leaf and do "the wiggle".
God imagine how uncomfortable that must be....walking around with stones, sticks, dried up poop...stuck in your bottom.
Perhaps they can go buy some Lynx in the wild.
Or vaseline....:( :(

I hate it when torts move so fast you can't get a photo!!

Me too, but then again i am useless with a camera:lol:!